"WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?"

[Moorey]

 
 "WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?"



 I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

 I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.

 I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

 I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

 I was christened by my parents (who were married, in a church and remained married until they died), which now labels me as an infidel.

 I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me useless.

 I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

 I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

 I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

 I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

 I (and most of the people I know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.

 I believe in the defence and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.

 Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just not sure who the hell I am anymore!

 I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these seemingly abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking. I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!

 Funny …it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

 As if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with ... and now





 .... I’m not sure which toilet to go into.............. 

[hairygit]

You placed this in humour, and it would indeed be funny, but everything in it is true! Also, why is it okay to be proud to be Scottish or Welsh, but so racist if you're proud to be English? Political correctness is a misnomer in itself, if it's political there's a damn good chance it's not correct! Political correctness is a doctrine rabidly promoted by Lefty's and the media, who will convince many that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!

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[Trigger]

I have always found that a comedian is telling the truth and everyone laughs at them, a politician lies and everyone listens   

[70sHonda]

And heaven forbid that you should have the nerve to speak up about it; that'll have you labelled in some or all of those boxes faster than ferret up a drainpipe.