a guy goes to the council for a job.interviewer asks 'are you allergic to anything?' 'yes, caffeine', he says. 'are you disabled in anyway?' 'yes', he replies, 'i was in the army and a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off'. interviewer says 'ok you're hired. the hours are 8 till 4,but you can start at 10 everyday'. the guy asks 'why 10?'. the interviewer says 'this is a council worker job. the first 2 hours we stand around drinklng coffee and scratching our bo~~~~ks, so no point you coming in'.
