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Offline new oldun

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Dad joke
« on: September 28, 2023, 05:55:52 PM »
The distance between the rungs on a ladder has been increased as people are generally getting taller.
It's known as climb it change.
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Offline Laverdaroo

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2023, 06:04:47 PM »
Hell, that’s terrible


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Offline Johnny4428

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2023, 09:05:33 PM »
🤣🤣 Tim Vine springs to mind!
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Offline McCabe-Thiele (Ted)

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2023, 09:12:03 PM »
Brilliant 👍👍👍
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Offline Rob550

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2023, 11:41:19 PM »
Well that joke reached dizzy heights
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Offline Matt_Harrington

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2023, 09:29:23 AM »
Groan!  ;)
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2023, 09:57:01 AM »
my days of "climbing the ladder" are long gone.
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2023, 11:34:16 AM »
Climb it change is a tall story, I don't believe it.  ;D
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2023, 12:18:42 PM »
We should all stop now, we've rung the neck of that joke.
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Offline new oldun

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2023, 03:00:15 PM »
You guys are very punny  :D
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Offline Laverda Dave

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2023, 09:13:45 PM »
I fell off a 30ft extending ladder once, very painful. Lucky for me I was on the bottom rung😏.
I'll get my coat........
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2023, 09:16:23 PM »
Two elephants fall off a cliff……..baboom


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1977 CB550F (current money pit!!) 'Mejima'
2002 VFR800 VTEC (The Beloved) 'Rose'
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1980 ish CB750KZ in a billion bits (need to get rid, anybody want one?))

Offline Rozabikes Tim

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2023, 10:15:18 PM »
Quote from: Laverdaroo on September 29, 2023, 09:16:23 PM
Two elephants fall off a cliff……..baboom



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No that a monkey with a red arse surely....
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Offline Bryanj

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2023, 09:17:04 AM »
Right turn Clyde
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Offline Laverdaroo

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2023, 11:34:42 AM »
still waiting on somebody actualy getting that! ;D
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Mornings are the invention of the devil!
1992 VFR750 FN (oldie but goldie) 'Betty'
1977 CB550F (current money pit!!) 'Mejima'
2002 VFR800 VTEC (The Beloved) 'Rose'
1977 CB400F (the last money pit!) 'Chewy'
1998 Ducati 748\853 conversion(sold :()
1980 ish CB750KZ in a billion bits (need to get rid, anybody want one?))
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