What ho k2-k6 ! jolly good show an all that.
Had a bit of a run in with the kitchen maids today, new girl, needed a telling orf and putting straight.
Silly lass thought yours truly would be shelling out for some sort of soothing cream for the damn thrashing dished out to her for having an untidy uniform.
All the Royal police should be practising for the Pre-divorce thingy that happens in the Abbey first.
Apparently Mr. Al Fayad is definately NOT invited after all, I think because he has refused to stock Kate Middle of the road Dolls in his shop. (Harrods is compulsory for all wedding gifts or you get beheaded)
In his defence he stated that "The manufactures are giving away a replica engagement ring that they claim is worth $55." "I know this not to be true" said Mr Al fayad. And went on to explain how he took the ring with the alledged value of $55 put it in an envelope and added